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Otherwise...Some things I have
done in random order: milked a
cow twice a day for one whole
year, had 2 beautiful sons,
traveled to foreign countries, had
a conversation with a nyc garbage
man at 3 a.m. as he threw bags
into the truck, driven fast with-
out being able to see in a kansas
thunderstorm, fallen down in
various inelegant ways, wept over
a dead calf in the rain, prayed
like a maniac in a hotel shower,
loved as best I could, fought with
paintings, layouts and lovers,
got part of my come-uppance (I’m
sure the rest will be delivered in
due time), learned that timing is
a bitch, karma can kick your ass,
and you don’t control as much as
you thought you did in your 20’s,
listened to the life story of a cab
driver with the meter off, hoed
weeds in 103 degree heat in a
soybean field until I had blisters,
became good friends with someone
who pulled a knife on me the first
time we met, been afraid of the
dark, getting my shoe laces stuck in
the bottom teeth of the escalator,
and myself. And lastly, some words
I try to live by:

"A man's got to know his limitations"

- Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force

"Never ask permission, just forgiveness."

- Eldon Moore, my dad